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I hate bad gut feelings, because they're always right.
And this is the last thing I want a bad feeling about.
Fuck.
I hope I'm just over analyzing things.
I need to move, ASAP.
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| Exploding High-Five!!!!!!!!!!! |
[27 Oct 2008|12:11am] |
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It's been a while livejournal.
I got rid of my myspace like forever ago. Too many gay girls trying to break me and ash up. LAME.
I got in to Ringling, hooray. Then my dad couldn't pay for it because he spent all his money on his girlfriend(s). Not hooray.
I had a job.. it was stealing my soul, so I quit.
Might be getting another job in Plant City. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed because I have expensive habits.
Totally been "getting back to nature." Haha. I do a lot of fishing and chillin in the woods... or backwoods. Heh. I've been trying to be more like... eco-friendly. But there's only so much you can do.
My hippy sister comes back from Seattle on the third. Then we're going camping after Thanksgiving. Fucking excited as all hell for that.
Hang out at Ash's dad's farm alot. It's in Plant City so there's a limited amount of things to do. But it's cool, I'm kind of glad it's like that. We spend a lot of time with her family and they've taught me what family really is. About respect and all sorts of mushy gushy stuff you see in movies. But really, it's made me appreciate what I have and the people in my life, which is good.
I hate the whole idea of having to have a job, it's mandatory. Well, unless you go off the grid... which I don't think I could do, not at this current time at least. I dunno, it's just bullshit. It's hard to balance a social life and work. I just think it comes down to hating obligations.. like bills. Ugh.
Anyways.. watch this shit. It's pretty hilarious.
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[13 Mar 2007|10:23pm] |
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Teacher Charged With Possession Of Child Pornography
Posted Mar 13, 2007 by The Tampa Tribune
Updated Mar 13, 2007 at 08:03 PM
By MARI ROBYN JONES
The Tampa Tribune
WINTER HAVEN - A teacher at a Polk County Catholic high school was arrested Tuesday afternoon after sheriff’s detectives said he owned digital images of naked children.
Mark James Mason, 47, of 4534 Palmetto Drive, Winter Haven, was charged with possession of child pornography. The sheriff’s office said more charges are pending the outcome of a Tuesday afternoon search of Mason’s home.
The Polk County Sheriff’s Office said it began its investigation into Mason after a student at Santa Fe Catholic High School found a thumb drive in the school’s computer lab.
The thumb drive, which is a media storage device, contained images of naked children in erotic poses, the sheriff’s office said.
The student, who was not identified, gave the thumb drive to the school’s principal, who then contacted the sheriff’s office. Detectives questioned Mason, who later admitted to owning the drive, the sheriff’s office said.
The sheriff’s office said Mason told detectives he downloaded the images from the Internet. The boys in the images appear to be between the ages of 5 and 12.
With a search warrant in hand Tuesday afternoon, detectives seized computer equipment from Mason’s house, the sheriff’s office said.
Mason teaches classes in computers and health at the high school, which is a private school located at 3110 US Hwy 92 East in Lakeland. He also is the school’s track coach, the sheriff’s office said.
He was booked into Polk County Jail. A judge set his bail to $15,000, the sheriff’s office said.
Yeah, so i saw this on myspace, a girl at school posted it up. This guy was my health class teacher.. eww. The kids who found the drive were the 3 boys that sit to the left of me in digital photography. The dig photo teacher took all 3 of them to the principal's office and i was wondering what they did that was so bad because the teacher like.. flipped out. The kids got called back to the office the next period and were in there for the rest of the day. Damn. Wow... so i don't know what it is about my school that keeps attracting people like this. This is the second.. no third member of the faculty to get in trouble with the cops for stuff with underage kids, in the past two years. Or in the case of the principal last year.. trying to pay two cops to have sex with each other while he watched. Something's definitely wrong here.
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| And he asked..... How you get so fluffy???!!!! |
[26 Feb 2007|07:59pm] |
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My life seems like it's so busy but then when i actually think about it, it's really not. I have no idea why, but i'm almost in a constant state of stress during the week and as soon as i'm out of school on Friday... it's all gone as soon as that bell rings.
Can't get my license until my 18th in May. Lame.
On a completely different subject, SAT's... blargh.
Sunny's coming back from Chicago this summer, i'm so excited. But she is giving up a very large opportunity, but that's her choice.
I'm working my ass off to try and get in to Ringling, I want to go there so bad.
I wanna go canoeing or fishing soon, it's warmed back up, so maybe this weekend.
Finally got my stuff for 300 from Streetwise today, word.
Yeeeep.
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oh, oh goddamnit.
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| R.I.P. |
[25 May 2006|02:22pm] |
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Rest in Peace Katelyn Danielle Whitt
And to think.. i just watched you walk across stage Monday at graduation.
It's not right, but life isn't fair and wherever you're at now, i hope you're happier than you've ever been. I'll miss your beautiful face and caring words. Love you.
You're already being missed.
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| I have your face, in a photo in high school.... |
[04 Apr 2006|08:32pm] |
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Medicine+lots of sleep = weird fucking dreams.
I just got done eating half of a samich. First thing i've eaten since 7 am this morning.
Now i feel even more sick than before.
fuck this stomach virus, satan's fetus.. whatever that's making me feel like shit.
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| the moral of the story kids, is that alcohol IS good.... |
[17 Mar 2006|03:31pm] |
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HAPPY FUCKING ST. PATTY'S DAY!
NOW GO GET DRUNK YOU SILLY FUCKS!!!
i stumbled in at 2am all drunk
and full of smoke
my wife said "i've had enough"
that's it, i'm sick, get out!"
so i stumbled down to kelly's pub
across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story
and we had another round
and we'll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and
fight-yeah!(2x)
and if i see a pretty girl
i'll sleep with her tonight
yeah i'll drink and drink and drink and
drink and drink and drink and fight....
and Mary McGregor
well she was a pretty whore
she'd always greet you with a smile
and never lock her door
but on the day she died
all the men in town did weep
for mary McGregor finally got some sleep
and we'll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and
fight-yeah!(2x)
and if i see a pretty girl
i'll sleep with her tonight
i'll drink and drink and drink and
drink and drink and drink and fight....
well i once loved a girl
a child i'm told
i gave her my heart
and she gave me a cold
so now i sit standing
out in the pouring rain
i'll stumble back to kelly's pub
and cry away me pain
and we'll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and
fight-yeah!(2x)
and if i see a pretty girl
i'll sleep with her tonight
i'll drink and drink and drink and
drink and drink and drink and fight....
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| So concerned with friends and your popularity.... |
[05 Mar 2006|09:31pm] |
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Hey, bitches! Listen here... new pictures, on the way. Black and white's.
Ashley Swiney's funny as hell, i love that girl. "What if the girl from the grudge really only burped in your face."
me: What if all she did was fart on you... wait, what if she made you give her a blumkin... or a cherry chesecake?!
WTF is wrong with us.. who cares.
Jon Punk and i had good times drawing and writing on the roof of Jenna's car.
Duck corporate coffee!!! Roffl.
Hannah's mom is awesome.
Carol owes me.
Prada crew's workin on some stuff.
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| Heart in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion.... |
[01 Mar 2006|10:57pm] |
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- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Kitty.
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Kitty in 1504, after eighteen months work.
- A Kittyometer is used to measure Kitty.
- During World War II, Americans tried to train Kitty to drop bombs.
- Without its lining of Kitty, your stomach would digest itself!
- Kitty is only six percent water.
- Kitty is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
- About one tenth of Kitty is permanently covered in ice.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Kitty into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- Kitty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
Found this slightly amusing.. or atleast the volcano part. I just made my little brother dress up in a pair of girl pants.. it's sad, his ass looks better in them than mine..hahahaha
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| I just got done watching Meet The Fockers.... |
[26 Feb 2006|02:30pm] |
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Wow, Taste of Chaos was amazing.
Deftones were the best part, duh.
Got smashed between about 500 sweaty guys that smelled really bad and had to grab onto some guy's shirt who was in front of me, so i wouldn't get trampled. Probly choked the fuck out of him.
About 20 people behind me got knocked down and trampled, there was one guy at the bottom screaming "GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME, GET ME UP!!!" Scared the living shit out of me.. i thought some kids were going to get trampled to death.
When Deftones first started some kid was crowd surfing and i guess his foot hit this girl next to me, in the nose and like, a waterfall of blood started gushing out of her nose. So the girl she was with and i picked her up and the girl she was with took her out of the crowd. Crazy.
Ashley straight punched a guy in the head, roffl. Maybe he should learn not to fall and elbow girls all the time... or act like he's gonna hit them when he gets hit. Dumbass.
In the end it was worth it, i got to touch Chino's hand.. but when i say that i feel like a little 13 year old girl, "OMG i touched his hand!!!" yeah, lame.
Got some free shit after the concert, stickers and a cd.. and a Rockstar energy drink... it tasted like ass, but i was thirsty and it was free.
I got home around 2 and then took a shower, looked at my right foot and ankle and they were blown up like a fuckin balloon. So i just put ice on it and went to bed.
But oh man.. that concert was great. I wanted to go to the one Hector's going to today, but i couldn't get ahold of him. Hope you have fun man.
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Guess i should've made this entry about 4 minutes ago.. but i'm working on a 1,000 word research report.. so kinda busy.
Anyways, happy birthday Val.
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| Breathe in, exhale, you know you taste like cancer.... |
[16 Feb 2006|11:06pm] |
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The Cure make me want to dance, i love them.
In other news... photography, flea market, friends, and hopefully some tagging or stenciling this weekend.
Sounds good to me.
Here's some things i think you all should know:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Holy crap.. so i was going through the videos on my computer.. and i stumbled across some older ones from a few years back.
Anyone remember the This Is You and This Is You Too, videos?
The ones where they're making fun of the scene.
death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding.. that kinda shit.
I dunno, just wondered if anyone might remember those videos from a few years back.
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| We got older but we're still young.... |
[31 Jan 2006|04:42pm] |
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Well.. these are some interesting piercings...
this guy got BOTH of his belly buttons pierced..
Not only did he name his mole.. but he pierced it..
WTF at life.
Hiv-ninjas in your dick are bad.
Spongebob is NOT a symbol for gay people.
My watch broke.
I have alot of quarters on my computer desk.. 9 bucks worth.
The krew krew???
Homework n stuff.
Ugly metrosexual babies in biology class = a good laugh
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